The Rooster Song                                      No gum would it give. One day that rooster        
(Jake Thackery)                                       staggered into our yard And caught that gum tree  
                                                      right off its guard. It's giving chicklets just   
We had some chickens, no eggs would they lay. We      like it used-ter Ever since that rooster came     
had some chickens, no eggs would they lay. My         into our yard.                                    
wife said, "Honey, this isn't funny, we're                                                              
losing money." No eggs would they lay. One day a      We had a rooster, no love would it give. We had   
rooster came into our yard And caught them            a rooster, no love would it give. My wife said,   
chickens right off their guard. They're laying        "Honey, this isn't funny, we're losing money."    
eggs now just like they used-ter Ever since that      No love would it give. One day that rooster came  
rooster came into our yard.                           into our yard And caught my rooster right off     
                                                      its guard. He's laying hens now just like he      
We had a cow-wow, no milk would she give. We had      used-ter Ever since that rooster came into our    
a cow-wow, no milk would she give. My wife said,      yard.                                             
"Honey, this isn't funny, we're losing money."                                                          
No milk would she give. One day a rooster came                                                          
into our yard And caught that cow-wow right off                                                         
her guard. She's giving eggnog in milk                                                                  
containers Ever since that rooster came into our                                                        
yard.                                                                                                   
                                                                                                        
We had a gas pump, no gas would it give. We had                                                         
a gas pump, no gas would it give. My wife said,                                                         
"Honey, this isn't funny, we're losing money."                                                          
No gas would it give. One day that rooster came                                                         
into our yard And caught that gas pump right off                                                        
its guard. It's giving shell gas just like it                                                           
used-ter Ever since that rooster came into our                                                          
yard.                                                                                                   
                                                                                                        
We had a gum tree, no gum would it give. We had                                                         
a gum tree, no gum would it give. My wife said,                                                         
"Honey, this isn't funny, we're losing money."