Dragon Song (Billy Berson)                            they said, "but what of his family? Oh, yes, but  
                                                      what of his family?"                              
A dragon stalked the hills and the glens of                                                             
Dunkirk long ago. I shudder to think of the           "Don't fear I shot them all that day, my armor    
terror he wrought, a long time ago, Oh, yes, a        wasn't dented. I shot them with a tommy gun,      
long time ago.                                        though it hasn't been invented, Oh, yes, though   
                                                      it hasn't been invented."                         
Let me sing this song to you, a song I'm sure                                                           
you'll know. I'll sing of lords and kings and         The moral of this merry tale, a tale of mirth     
men, a tale of long ago, Oh, yes, a tale of long      and fun. Don't ever go on a dragon hunt, without  
ago.                                                  a tommy gun, Oh, yes, without a tommy gun.        
                                                                                                        
Up stepped Lady Ellen's knight, his armor shone                                                         
like gold. He said, "I'll lay the damn beast                                                            
down, if I may be so bold, Oh, yes, if I may be                                                         
so bold."                                                                                               
                                                                                                        
So he doffed his cap and off he rode, upon his                                                          
great white steed. And in his hands a mighty                                                            
sword, a sword he wouldn't need, Oh, yes, a                                                             
sword he wouldn't need.                                                                                 
                                                                                                        
He rode and he rode for many a day, for the                                                             
dragon's cave was far. He said, "I'd get there                                                          
faster if I had a motor car, Oh, yes, if I had a                                                        
motor car."                                                                                             
                                                                                                        
The townsfolk stayed, the townsfolk stayed,                                                             
awaiting his return. When he appeared they all                                                          
pressed close, his mighty tale to learn, Oh,                                                            
yes, his mighty tale to learn.                                                                          
                                                                                                        
"The dragon's dead, the dragon's dead, I shot                                                           
him from a tree." "That's all fine and well,"